Mind Powers Can't Explain How A Man's Mind Works

I couldn't tell exactly what he was thinking, but I tried. The harder I concentrated, the more I could feel the connection between our two brains grow. I’ve learned having mind powers comes in handy from time to time.
An image of what was going on inside his mind was beginning to form in mine, and the first thing that i noticed was his brain was like "1 2 3 4 5 6 SQUIRREL!" when it came to certain urges that involved the female persuasion of his species. I was appalled that he thought about this one thing that much, but come to think of it, it didn't surprise me at all. Not one bit. The male brain is definitely wired differently than the female brain is.
Our minds connected more, and it was almost as if i could lose myself within that complex, but simple mind. Things were going off in there like rapid fire, but not a one of them were connected. It was really strange.
He got an urge to itch, and without even thinking about the fact that he was in public, and there were other people around, he scratched his butt. EW! I can’t believe that just happened. Yet, once again, it didn’t surprise me…men…wow.
He was walking around outside, and granted there was no one around, but there was no reason to do what he did, at least find a bathroom first. He just whipped it out, and went.
Men. Complexly simple creatures that us women, even those with super powers, will NEVER understand.