I couldn't tell exactly what he was thinking, but I tried. The harder I concentrated, the more I could feel the connection between our two brains grow. I’ve learned having mind powers comes in handy from time to time.
An image of what was going on inside his mind was beginning to form in mine, and the first thing that i noticed was his brain was like "1 2 3 4 5 6 SQUIRREL!" when it came to certain urges that involved the female persuasion of his species. I was appalled that he thought about this one thing that much, but come to think of it, it didn't surprise me at all. Not one bit. The male brain is definitely wired differently than the female brain is.
Our minds connected more, and it was almost as if i could lose myself within that complex, but simple mind. Things were going off in there like rapid fire, but not a one of them were connected. It was really strange.
He got an urge to itch, and without even thinking about the fact that he was in public, and there were other people around, he scratched his butt. EW! I can’t believe that just happened. Yet, once again, it didn’t surprise me…men…wow.
He was walking around outside, and granted there was no one around, but there was no reason to do what he did, at least find a bathroom first. He just whipped it out, and went.
Men. Complexly simple creatures that us women, even those with super powers, will NEVER understand.
Friday, September 3, 2010
Point of Opposite View
“Where were you last night?” The woman screeched at her dazed and confused boyfriend. “ I waited for three hours, and you never showed up!”
Realizing that there was no way he could pull out of this one, Carl simply stood there, and took his girlfriend’s verbal thrashing. He said not a word, and just let Catelin get it out of her system. He knew a pressure cooker ready to blow when he saw one, and right now, she was mere moments away from doing so.
“Are you listening to me?” Catelin yelled. “You didn’t hear one word I just said did you? You weren’t even paying attention to me. Carl! If we are going to make this work, we have to listen to each other, more specifically, YOU have to listen to ME.”
Carl turned around and rolled his eyes at her. “This is a relationship, Catelin, not a dictatorship. I am not your slave, and you don’t own me. You never will. Did you ever think that I didn’t show up last night cause I didn’t agree to go out? You made those plans by yourself. You said I was coming, but I didn’t agree to that. You just assumed, so I let you. That’s what happens when you try to have a one way conversation. You don’t understand. So you know what now? I am leaving. I’ll be around. But I am done with you telling me what to do. Treat me like a person, or I’ll treat you like a voice on the wind that no one pays attention to. It’s as simple as that.”
He turned around, and left. Leaving Catelin standing there dazed and confused, wondering what the hell just happened.
Realizing that there was no way he could pull out of this one, Carl simply stood there, and took his girlfriend’s verbal thrashing. He said not a word, and just let Catelin get it out of her system. He knew a pressure cooker ready to blow when he saw one, and right now, she was mere moments away from doing so.
“Are you listening to me?” Catelin yelled. “You didn’t hear one word I just said did you? You weren’t even paying attention to me. Carl! If we are going to make this work, we have to listen to each other, more specifically, YOU have to listen to ME.”
Carl turned around and rolled his eyes at her. “This is a relationship, Catelin, not a dictatorship. I am not your slave, and you don’t own me. You never will. Did you ever think that I didn’t show up last night cause I didn’t agree to go out? You made those plans by yourself. You said I was coming, but I didn’t agree to that. You just assumed, so I let you. That’s what happens when you try to have a one way conversation. You don’t understand. So you know what now? I am leaving. I’ll be around. But I am done with you telling me what to do. Treat me like a person, or I’ll treat you like a voice on the wind that no one pays attention to. It’s as simple as that.”
He turned around, and left. Leaving Catelin standing there dazed and confused, wondering what the hell just happened.
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Portfolio posts
I will slowly be trying to put everything that i have in my portfolio form all my high school years, writing workshops, and college stuff up on here, so i hope you are looking forward to all this deliciousness.
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